This is a paper mache bust of Maleficent in her dragon form from the fairytale-turned-Disney-classic ‘Sleeping Beauty’. It was created by paper mache expert Dan, who apparently gets insulted if you ask him to make you a pinata for your birthday. My bad, bro, I was just ASKING. “You fancy yourself a writer, right? How would you like it if I came and asked you to write product descriptions for air conditioners?” I…am not above that. WARNING: MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOUR BALLS FREEZE OFF. Boom — that was actually kind of fun.